All Before 8:00?

 by Laurie Larsen 

You know that Army saying -- "We do more before 8:00 than most people do all day"?  I'd be willing to place a typical morning schedule in our household up against the Army's any day! 

Take this morning, for example: 

3:30 AM :  Jeffrey crying.  Laurie goes into his room, he's standing in his crib.  Bad sign.  If he weren't standing, he may have been persuaded to go back to sleep. 

3:35 AM:  Laurie begins the rocking/singing/back-rubbing routine. 

3:50 AM:  Jeffrey still not asleep, Laurie gives in and brings Jeffrey into her bed.  Norm moves into the spare bed in Little Norm's room to make room for Jeffrey. 

4:20 AM:  Jeffrey finally falls asleep. 

4:50 AM:  Little Norm wakes Norm up to tell him he wet his bed.  Norm takes Little Norm into the bathroom and does a quick sponge bath, takes sheets off the bed and throws them down the laundry chute. 

5:00 AM:  Little Norm gets into spare bed with Norm and goes back to sleep. 

5:30 AM:  Alarm rings for Laurie.  She gets Norm out of the spare bed, he gets into the big bed with Jeffrey.  Laurie takes shower. 

5:45 AM:  Norm remembers he was supposed to go to the store last night to get formula and diapers, and didn't.  He brings Jeffrey into the bathroom with Laurie and leaves to go to store. 

6:00 AM:  Laurie is drying her hair and putting makeup on while trying to entertain a wet, hungry and tired baby. 

6:15 AM:  Norm is on his way to the second store, after finding out the first one doesn't open till 7:00 AM. 

6:35 AM:  Laurie is done with hair and makeup.  Norm walks in with the fortifications. 

6:40 AM:  Jeffrey is changed and happily sucking down a bottle.  Little Norm wakes up and goes downstairs to play.  Norm goes to the garage to change cat litter box and take garbage out for Garbage Day. 

6:45 AM:  Little Norm comes upstairs to go the bathroom. 

6:50 AM:  Norm comes in from the garage, ready to take his shower.  He walks by the bathroom and notices Little Norm has dumped a large quantity of toilet paper down the toilet.  Norm flushes and the inevitable happens:  the toilet overflows.  The    plunger is nowhere around, so Norm has no choice but to plunge his hand down the     toilet and grab the offending paper out. 

6:55 AM:  Norm yells for 5 minutes straight. 

7:00 AM:  Norm gets bucket and mop and mops bathroom floor.  Laurie exits stage right and goes upstairs to get dressed. 

7:10 AM:  Laurie gets Little Norm dressed, and gets coats on.  Laurie starts load of laundry consisting of wet sheets, mattress pad and wet, offending bathroom towels. 

7:15 AM:  Norm is done mopping and goes upstairs to take a shower.  Laurie gets both kids in the car and starts the drive to daycare. 

7:25 AM:  Enroute, Little Norm threatens that he's going to throw up in the car.  Laurie drives faster. 

7:30 AM:  Laurie arrives at daycare.  Drops Jeffrey off, takes his coat off, talks to his teacher, gets him set up with a toy, kisses him good-bye.  Goes to Norm's classroom Takes his coat off, gets him breakfast, sits him down, kisses him good-bye. 

7:45 AM:  Back in the car, Laurie drives to work. 

7:50 AM:  Laurie arrives at work, ready to "start" the day. 

7:55 AM:  Norm arrives at work, ready to "start" the day.

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